Betsy Burns Guns: An Ambient Sound Relaxation Video

Sit back in the hot tub with a loved one and a glass of your favorite wine, and enjoy the soothing sounds of “Betsy Burns Guns: An Ambient Sound Relaxation Video.” Feel the tensions of another day lived under an illegitimate fascist idiocracy leave your body and imagine for a moment you do not live in a country where over 30,000 people a year die from gun violence. Wake up refreshed! Because this shit isn’t going away until you fight it with every fucking fiber of your being.

As seen on The Betsy Riot YouTube Channel!

Deb Fischer = Bootlicker

Apparently things got tense in Nebraska yesterday when Bootlicking Trumptool Deb Fischer refused to meet with constituents but did meet with a rightwing special interest group. We are hoping to get photos and video of Betsy Riot’s shenanigans at that event, but in the meantime we received this from Omaha.

https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1793008517692611/

Only Terrorists Plan Massacres

Get a load of this shit. Some wad of scrotal cheese owns a gun range in Bloomington, Illinois, down the highway from DeKalb, Illinois, where five people were killed and another 17 were injured in a mass shooting at Northern Illinois University on Valentine’s Day in 2008. So what does this shitgibbon behind Darnall’s Gun Works do? He decides to hold a “Valentine’s Day Massacre,” inviting members of the shallow end of the gene pool to come shoot automatic guns in celebration of the toll guns have taken in his state. Betsy saw what this glob of diarrheal mucus was planning and posted some signs near his place of business.

Betsy Does Valentines Day

San Diego Betsies made these lovely realistic resistance valentines, complete with barcode. They then slipped them into drugstores all over the fucking place to be discovered by unsuspecting patrons to their delight or chagrin, whatever the case may be.

Oh, San Diego Betsies, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways. If you live in the San Diego area and would like to participate in some nonviolent, creative, fascism-busting good trouble, let us know and we will try to play matchmaker.

Betsy at the 9th Circuit Court

This spooky San Francisco Betsy stood in front of San Francisco City Hall and the 9th Circuit and got the chance to shout “RESIST” at Judge Canby of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. GO, BETSY, GO.

If you live in the Bay Area and would like to Betsy, shoot us a line and we’ll try to connect you with this bad-ass.