The San Diego betsies discovered that in the wonderful world of the Internet, a neo-suffragette punk patriot who likes to fuck shit up could easily purchase–at a surprisingly reasonable cost!–a giant inflatable dick.
Ever in search of new and exciting messaging formats with which to fight fascism and tell the death-eating blood merchants of the NRA to go fuck themselves, the San Diego betsies purchased one. Then they decorated it with a special message to their best girlfriend forever—-the hack NRA podcaster, remaindered bin authoress and gunhumper jerk-off model Dana “Kill Them ALL!” Loesch, a psychopathic woman-hating cool girl gun-quim who recently made a promotional NRA video encouraging gibbering, gun-licking, monkey putz-pullers to put down her Guns & Ammo centerfold, pull up their not-so-ambiguously stained whitie-tighties and cammo pants, pick up their guns, remember just how terrifying and dick-wilting women who tell you to fuck off are, then go shoot a few Women’s Marchers, who today made a pilgrimage through the sweltering heat from the NRA headquarters to the Justice Department in Washington, D.C.
Because: AHHHHHHH!!! WOMEN WHO TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF!!! GYAHHHHHHH!!!!
And so it was that the San Diego betsies took their inflatable dick with their message to Dana Loesch and did a late-night dick drop at their local gun range.
Because fuck you, gunfucking psychopaths who hate women. And that includes you, Dana.
