Commuters in the City of Brotherly Love this morning were greeted by a truth too long unspoken, courtesy of Betsy.
NRA = Murder Lobby
Damn, Betsies! Keep up the fine work! Interstate in San Jose, California.
NRA = MURDER LOBBY
MELT THE GUNS
Melt the Guns
This morning Betsy greeted commuters on Highway 99 in Seattle. Fuck your guns.
How to Be a Betsy – Part 2: Clothes Tags
Part 2 of the instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy“, a Betsy Riot production.
In this episode: a Betsy demonstrates how to betsy clothes by tagging them with a Buttoneer. Baggy camo Zubas are always nice targets, along with feed caps and tee shirts bearing gunlicker NRA propaganda full of angry, patriotic skulls, yet-to-be-trodden-upon rattlesnakes, and silhouettes of AR-15s ripe for the grabbing. The music is Annette Hanshaw, singing “I Want to Be Bad.”
How to Be a Betsy – Part 1: Stickers
So you want to be a Betsy, eh? Check out the first in our informative videos series “How to Be a Betsy” on our new YouTube channel!
In Part 1, we learn about stickers and how to betsy the living shit out of every fucking corner of America, with real life examples presented. The NRA dreams of a “guns everywhere” society. We dream of a “Fuck the NRA everywhere” society.
Betsy Shines in West Virginia
The West Virginia sky was a beautiful gunlicker-tears blue when Betsy unfurled her banner from a bridge in Morgantown. The Betsy Riot is coming. No gun is safe.
Betsy Fucks Your Gunlicker Get-Ups 2.0
Betsy made some tags to help purveyors of gunhumpery merchandise be more honest in their product labeling. She stuck them on shirts and hats that normalize gun culture.
Nebraskan Gunlicking Shitweasel Gets a Wake-Up Call
From America’s heartland: A gunlicker has been shooting guns on his property in Nebraska even though there’s a preschool nearby and the kids can’t play outside out of fear of being shot. WWBD?
Low Point Church
A Betsy in Minnesota posted a helpful reminder to the parishioners of a gunlicking church.
For Kate
This week Betsies around the country said “fuck your guns” for Kate, whose abusive shithead ex-husband tried to murder her with one. New rule: as long as our laws arm fuckers who shoot Kates there will be Betsies. And we are multiplying. Melt the guns.
