Protect Dreamers, Deport Trump

Crete, Nebraska decided several years ago that it could go the way of so many middle-American small towns and slowly die, or it could do the smart, humane thing and embrace the immigrants who want to live and work there and make it their home. They chose the rational option and embraced their proud history as an immigrant destination and the small town is now flourishing, with a vibrant main street. The public schools are over 40% immigrant kids, announcements over the PA system are bilingual (as is all the material coming home from school), and the guidance counselor at the high school is a proud Dreamer. It’s no wonder these signs have started popping up in town.

Betsy in the Windy City

After pushing school-to-prison pipeline policies, defunding education, yanking anti-poverty measures, pathologically fixating on the canard of the “welfare queen,” obliterating all corporate responsibility from gun manufacturing and selling, spreading guns everywhere, and removing the city’s rights to pass their own gun regulations, there is nothing the American white wing loves to do more than hold mutual masturbation sessions about CHICAGO, wanking each others’ sad wrinkled chodes over the misfortunes of a city they hate because it’s liberal, largely black, and racked by gun violence, never acknowledging the much higher per capita gun murder rates of other American cities or their own deatheating corporate whore party’s contributions to what problems do exist in the City of the Big Shoulders.

No, Wayne Lapierre told them that it’s all about liberals, black people, and gun control, and that’s enough for these lead-addled barrel-fellators to turn Chicago into their favorite punching bag. And now they have elected the NRA’s favorite sack of putrid farts as president, who is obliquely threatening to send in “the feds” to clamp down on the city…because martial law is so small government.

So Chicago Betsy took to the streets to tell the fascist gunfuck in the White House to fuck off.

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

Minnesota Betsy fine-tunes the message in her ongoing newspaper dispenser augmentation campaign.

Impeach the Russian Puppet!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! A Betsy in Minnesota wants everyone to know what should be on the front page today!

Connecticut Betsy Greets Il Douche

Connecticut Betsy greeted Il Douche as he delivered his monologue of narcissistic persecution at the United States Coast Guard Academy in New London yesterday. There’s no kind of fuckshitupper like a Constitution State fuckshitupper!

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