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California Betsy
Photographer Joe Dusel got this photo of the Betsy Riot outside of Congressman Douchebarrel Darrel Issa’s California office today. Issa voted to fuck over his constituents by voting for Trumpcare, and the California Betsies came to remind him what a gun-pushing, death-eating piece of shit he is.
Betsy and Ben
What happens when U.S. Senator Ben “Never Trump” Sasse, who it turns out from his voting record is actually U.S. Senator Ben “Always Trump” Sasse, turns the Lincoln, Nebraska marathon into a pathetic campaign opportunity for his inevitable 2020 presidential run? Betsy shows up.
Sen Ben Sasse, in gray shirt, politicizing the marathon. With Betsy Riot.
Posted by Craig Roper on Sunday, May 7, 2017
Betsy Goes to Murder-Con
In late April of 2017, a pussy-grabbing fascist megalomaniac traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, to speak to the brownshirts at the NRA Annual Meeting, that organization having gotten the piece of shit elected leader of the Free World™ (with a little help from their mutual friends in Moscow) and finally calling in a little reacharound.
Hundreds of shartsnuffling chodes wandered the grounds in their NRA lanyards, wrists sore from all the barrel-stroking, when what to their douchey besunglassed eyes did appear but Betsy buzzing from far and from near.
This is her story–set to “The March of the Women,” a 1910 suffragette anthem by Ethel Smyth and Cicely Hamilton.
It’s a Bird! It’s a plane! It’s Betsy Riot!
betsy
noun
/fək’ thē in’ är ā/
plural: betsies, betsys, a riot of betsies
1. an unapologetic feminist patriot who has fucking had enough of Trump culture and gun culture and the death and terror they inflict on America
2. a nonviolent act of civil disobedience against fascism, Trump, or gun culture
verb
past tense: betsied
to prank, lambaste, and generally fuck up whitewing gunlicking bullshit
“That riot of betsies betsied the shit out of the gun show.”
Betsy Interrupts a Weeniesqueeze
TFW you and your hatriot buds are all ready to whip out the vienna sausages for your weeniesqueeze when what’s that overhead? It’s Betsy Buzzkill.
FuckYourGuns Aeroplane Takes to the Sky
Happening now over Atlanta. Betsy Riot tells the NRA to fuck off with their death-pushing toxic masculinity and fake patriotism. Guns are not freedom, you pathetic, ignorant, simpering fuckwits. They are a product you done got sold hook, line and sinker. The NRA’s best asset is their members’ gullibility.
Watch the Skies!
Watch the skies, gullible, fetishistic fake patriots and pseudo-Christians! Watch the skies, cynical, greedy death merchants! Watch the skies, democracy-hating Murder Lobby!
Watch the skies of Atlanta, Georgia, today!
The eagle flies at…ohhhh, around 1:00 to 3:00 or so.
Watch the skies.
