Um, no, how about you stop treading on the rest of US, gunlicking asshole?
Illinois NRA Wankfest
Illinois Betsies learned that the Lake County Republican Party was holding an NRA wankfest right after yet another massacre. And it’s always right after yet another massacre because this is the NRA’s America. So Betsy left this calling card for the LaPierre toadies setting up the “Second Amendment Dinner and Gun Raffle,” which was selling guns to benefit the GOP…as all gun sales do.
NRA Toady Duncan Hunter
Fuck NRA toady Congressman Duncan Hunter of California.
Bury Guns, Not Kids
Betsy Goes to Murder-Con
In late April of 2017, a pussy-grabbing fascist megalomaniac traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, to speak to the brownshirts at the NRA Annual Meeting, that organization having gotten the piece of shit elected leader of the Free World™ (with a little help from their mutual friends in Moscow) and finally calling in a little reacharound.
Hundreds of shartsnuffling chodes wandered the grounds in their NRA lanyards, wrists sore from all the barrel-stroking, when what to their douchey besunglassed eyes did appear but Betsy buzzing from far and from near.
This is her story–set to “The March of the Women,” a 1910 suffragette anthem by Ethel Smyth and Cicely Hamilton.
It’s a Bird! It’s a plane! It’s Betsy Riot!
/fək’ thē in’ är ā/
plural: betsies, betsys, a riot of betsies
1. an unapologetic feminist patriot who has fucking had enough of Trump culture and gun culture and the death and terror they inflict on America
2. a nonviolent act of civil disobedience against fascism, Trump, or gun culture
past tense: betsied
to prank, lambaste, and generally fuck up whitewing gunlicking bullshit
“That riot of betsies betsied the shit out of the gun show.”
Betsy Interrupts a Weeniesqueeze
FuckYourGuns Aeroplane Takes to the Sky
Happening now over Atlanta. Betsy Riot tells the NRA to fuck off with their death-pushing toxic masculinity and fake patriotism. Guns are not freedom, you pathetic, ignorant, simpering fuckwits. They are a product you done got sold hook, line and sinker. The NRA’s best asset is their members’ gullibility.