Sent by an enterprising Pennsylvania Betsy.
A Dark Night
July 20 is the anniversary of the Aurora, Colorado, gun massacre in the Cinemark Century 16 movie theater, during a midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises, when the America-hating, death eating blood suckers of the NRA and the bloody flux-lapping shit wallowers in the U.S. Congress slaughtered by proxy 12 people and injured 70 others after letting a law banning semi-automatic weapons and high capacity magazines lapse in 2004, thereby allowing a mentally disturbed man to purchase them ONLINE.
We’ve uploaded a new sticker commemorating the Aurora massacre to our Betsy Printables Dropbox folder. It is formatted for Avery 5163 labels, available at office supply stores.
Feel free to go see a movie tomorrow. If you see anything interesting, be sure to take a photo of it and send it to us.
Here are the direct links to the .pdf of these stickers:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/82sax9y30g6uqws/AABtERNLzpmAcCp161bnDcl0a/STICKERS%20-%20GUN%20THEMED/AURORA%20DARK%20KNIGHT%20-%20Avery%205163.pdf?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/l1yuhfzk59z6vlj/BATMAN%20FUCK%20YOUR%20GUNS%20-%20Avery%205163.pdf?dl=0
The Great San Diego Betsy Riot Dick Drop
The San Diego betsies discovered that in the wonderful world of the Internet, a neo-suffragette punk patriot who likes to fuck shit up could easily purchase–at a surprisingly reasonable cost!–a giant inflatable dick.
Ever in search of new and exciting messaging formats with which to fight fascism and tell the death-eating blood merchants of the NRA to go fuck themselves, the San Diego betsies purchased one. Then they decorated it with a special message to their best girlfriend forever—-the hack NRA podcaster, remaindered bin authoress and gunhumper jerk-off model Dana “Kill Them ALL!” Loesch, a psychopathic woman-hating cool girl gun-quim who recently made a promotional NRA video encouraging gibbering, gun-licking, monkey putz-pullers to put down her Guns & Ammo centerfold, pull up their not-so-ambiguously stained whitie-tighties and cammo pants, pick up their guns, remember just how terrifying and dick-wilting women who tell you to fuck off are, then go shoot a few Women’s Marchers, who today made a pilgrimage through the sweltering heat from the NRA headquarters to the Justice Department in Washington, D.C.
Because: AHHHHHHH!!! WOMEN WHO TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF!!! GYAHHHHHHH!!!!
And so it was that the San Diego betsies took their inflatable dick with their message to Dana Loesch and did a late-night dick drop at their local gun range.
Because fuck you, gunfucking psychopaths who hate women. And that includes you, Dana.
www.johnlott.com
Betsy has always had a soft spot in her heart for John Lott, the NRA’s pet “researcher,” author, and fulltime anal fissure whose fraudulent and completely debunked “studies” are used to push guns in every walk of American life. In fact, one of Betsy’s favorite actions was when multiple Betsies ruined his day by standing up during one of his public talks to call him out for the noxious carbuncle on America’s ass that he is.
So imagine Betsy’s delight when she discovered that dear Mr. Lott had allowed his web domain registration to expire. Oh, no. Heavens to us. Mr. Lott shall be displeased.
Campus Carry in Kansas
Today is the day that the law allowing unregulated concealed carry at Kansas colleges and universities goes into effect. Students and anyone else may now legally carry loaded handguns into classrooms with no training or licensing–not that training or licensing would even make that flaming horseshit okay.
Campus carry is fundamentally about two things. 1) It expands the gun market by removing that pesky four-year no-guns period between having rifles at your parents’ house and having rifles at your own house, which keeps little gunlicker chodes loyal lifelong customers even while away from home. 2) It allows feculent red state shitbag legislators to make over oases of liberality and learning into the benighted feudal cesspools where they feel comfortable.
So today Kansas betsies protested the NRA fucking over their campuses with some beautiful signage and a helpful note on the doorstep of the chancellor of the KU system, reminding her that she rolled over for this bullshit.
Betsy Goes to Murder Prom
Every year hundreds of gunlicking death fetishists come together (pun intended) at the San Diego Gun Owners 2nd Amendment Celebration at San Diego’s Hotel del Coronado. We imagine the patriots in attendance have an unspoken “what happens at the San Diego Gun Owners 2nd Amendment Celebration stays at the San Diego Gun Owners 2nd Amendment Celebration” agreement with their mildewed blow-up dolls, resulting in a weekend of orgiastic ecstasy as they fondle OPP (Other Patriots’ Pistols) and slobber over products designed to help them kill people. The gallery hall is full of This grotesque jizzfest of toxic masculinity and homicide worship that it is known locally as MURDER PROM.
San Diego Betsy was not invited to Murder Prom, but that didn’t stop her from dropping by.
Betsy Goes to Murder-Con
In late April of 2017, a pussy-grabbing fascist megalomaniac traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, to speak to the brownshirts at the NRA Annual Meeting, that organization having gotten the piece of shit elected leader of the Free World™ (with a little help from their mutual friends in Moscow) and finally calling in a little reacharound.
Hundreds of shartsnuffling chodes wandered the grounds in their NRA lanyards, wrists sore from all the barrel-stroking, when what to their douchey besunglassed eyes did appear but Betsy buzzing from far and from near.
This is her story–set to “The March of the Women,” a 1910 suffragette anthem by Ethel Smyth and Cicely Hamilton.
Betsy Interrupts a Weeniesqueeze
TFW you and your hatriot buds are all ready to whip out the vienna sausages for your weeniesqueeze when what’s that overhead? It’s Betsy Buzzkill.
From the Front Seat of the Betsy FuckYourGunsmobile
So what’s it like to drive the Betsy FuckYourGunsmobile through downtown Atlanta when Trump is in town for the Annual NRA Sausagestroke? Our Betsy driver sent us this video. Stay tuned for more from Betsy Riot at the #NRAAM tomorrow! We have a little something extra planned. Follow our page for updates and LIKE and SHARE our dispatches from Gunfucksville.
https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1833395430320586/
Spotted on the Streets of Atlanta
A new fan of Betsy sent us this picture from #NRAAM2017 in Atlanta.
