Connecticut Betsy Greets Il Douche

Connecticut Betsy greeted Il Douche as he delivered his monologue of narcissistic persecution at the United States Coast Guard Academy in New London yesterday. There’s no kind of fuckshitupper like a Constitution State fuckshitupper!

Depriving Profits to the Death Merchants

Connecticut Betsy was so so sad to see that a careless person threw away all these unbought Cabela’s gift cards at a local CVS, thus depriving the death merchants of profits, that she had to drown her sorrows in some champagne.