Betsy Goes to Target 2.0
Russian Puppet Flyer Surfaces
Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts Meets Betsy
We just received this glorious photo of the recent Betsy Riot protest of Nebraska’s governor showing him talking about Jesus and American greatness right after he invested his personal fortune to reinstate the death penalty and sent officers off to blast Native Americans with water cannons. Fuck your fascism.
RESIST the PGOTUS (Pussy Grabber of the United States)
How to Be a Betsy – Part 4: Chalk Graffiti
Part 4 of the instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy“, a BetsyRiot production.
In this episode: Chalk! Since the days of the fearsome Suffragettes, chalk has been used to speak truth to power on many forms of cement both laterally and vertically. The era of spray chalk has only expanded the possibilities, bringing to the age-old practice a modern speed and efficiency that causes many a gunlicker to gasp in indignation and even more to weep with frustrated man-tears of impotent rage and butthurtedness.
(As seen on the Betsy Riot YouTube Channel!)
FUCK GUNS, Forever and Always -Love, Betsy
NRA Sells Fear
Betsy Visits the Nebraska State Capitol
The governor of Nebraska, Pete Ricketts, is a Trumplicker who is hell-bent on executing people even when his own state legislature is against it and the federal government says he can’t import the drugs. Recently, even as he announced a state budget shortfall and cutbacks to education, he found the resources to send law enforcement officers to North Dakota to help quash the protest of DAPL there. So today a riot of betsies silently protested at his extremely Jesusy Christmas ceremony at the Nebraska state Capitol building. They were eventually ejected by police. The middle sign says “Trump is Putin’s puppet” in Russian.
Betsy Done Trod
OH, MERCY. It seems that a Midwestern Betsy was at the local grocery store today when she spied a large garbage can next to an unmanned floral department that was coincidentally also next to a large rack of gift cards to various merchants. What happened next is a blur, but somehow hundreds of gift cards to Cabela’s, Gander Mountain, Bass Pro, and other purveyors of death ended up clean at the bottom of that garbage can! This is a travesty! Now that store cannot earn profits for murder companies. We certainly hope THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW will go toward solving this dastardly act of gunlickerfucking.