While the alt-right vulture politicians of Nebraska suited up for their weekly display of faux-godliness, OMAHA Betsy said “Let there be banners” and there were banners. And Omahans saw the banners, and saw that they were good.
~ Betsy 09:03
TL;DR: The Cheeto-hued One and his minions are fascist pieces of shit.
IOWA CITY, IA… YOUNG MEN YELL AT CLOUDS
Betsy got a heads up that the “Iowa Libertarian Party” planned a playdate! They are SO MAD YOU GUYS about socialists, and socialism, and VENEZUELA and roads and shit.
Iowa Betsy informs us that the LP dudes assembled at Scooter’s mom’s house for their Libertarian Exceptionalism Book Club meeting (week 45, “Atlas Shrugged”, AGAIN). Then that scrappy band of Izod wearing original thinkers who are impossible to pigeonhole because they are so unique and individualistic when they parrot right wing narcissism masquerading as ideology grabbed their Doritos and Gadsdens, piled into Biff’s Prius, and drove (ON PUBLIC ROADS!!!! THAT. ARE. NOT. PRIVATE.) over to the chosen venue at the appointed hour.
The venue? A park.
A park named “City Park”
In the city of Iowa City.
Give that a minute.
Unbeknownst to the khaki trousered LPers, Betsy had done a recce and prepared her patented Welcome Wagon for them.
You know what actually sucks? #CognitiveDissonanceSucks
Getting ready for a rally, Washington state.
NO KKK
NO NRA
NO NEO-NAZI USA
“FOR WHEREVER 2 OR 3 JERKS GATHER IN TRUMP’S NAME, BETSY IS THERE AMONG THEM…” Betsy 08:27
McLean County, IL: Unrepentant Trumphuming fascist pieces of shit Nick Adams (Conservative t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ turnip head) and Chuck Erickson (McLean County GOP) tried to have a peaceful (SO PEACEFUL) weekend of Town & Country Trumphumping, with various events taking place at Illinois State University and a picnic at GOP Board Member George Wendt’s farm – a/k/a CHODESTOCK 2017.
Well, Betsy hates fascists but fucking loves a picnic, so she decided to attend — waving her First Amendment in their doughy white faces. Here are some of the greetings Betsy prepared for them:
Fuck Calm. Fuck Pearl-Clutching. Fuck Nice.
Fight Fascism.
Be a Betsy.
This morning in downtown Lincoln, Nebraska.
No Nebraska nice for neo-nazis! Denounce Trump & complicit GOP! xoxo Betsy Riot
https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1899073267086135/
St. Joseph, Missouri.
NO KKK
NO NRA
NO NEO-NAZI USA
Congressman Rod Blum’s office in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
NO KKK
NO NRA
NO NEO-NAZI USA
