Photographer Joe Dusel got this photo of the Betsy Riot outside of Congressman Douchebarrel Darrel Issa’s California office today. Issa voted to fuck over his constituents by voting for Trumpcare, and the California Betsies came to remind him what a gun-pushing, death-eating piece of shit he is.
It’s a Bird! It’s a plane! It’s Betsy Riot!
betsy
noun
/fək’ thē in’ är ā/
plural: betsies, betsys, a riot of betsies
1. an unapologetic feminist patriot who has fucking had enough of Trump culture and gun culture and the death and terror they inflict on America
2. a nonviolent act of civil disobedience against fascism, Trump, or gun culture
verb
past tense: betsied
to prank, lambaste, and generally fuck up whitewing gunlicking bullshit
“That riot of betsies betsied the shit out of the gun show.”
Betsy Readies Her Aeroplane for the 2017 NRA Jizzfest
Betsy is on her way to the NRA convention, where she will troll the shit out of gunlicking, knuckledragging pants-creamers with an airplane banner and mobile billboard. Fuck your guns.
Take a Selfie with the Betsy FuckYourGunsMobile
The Betsy Riot Mobile Billboard Truck is rolling and bound for Atlanta, where it will circle the NRA Annual Gunlicker Jizz-Fest (NRAAGJ) this Friday and Saturday–April 28th and 29th–at the Georgia World Congress Center.
If you’re in Atlanta to protest–and there WILL be protests!–take a selfie with the Betsy Riot Mobile Billboard Truck in the background as it passes by and share it online! You can tweet it or post it yourself or send it to us here and we’ll do it for you anonymously!
“Alliance Defending Freedom”
A Betsy received this missive from “Alliance Defending Freedom.” You may be tempted to think, “Why, yes, with a pussy-grabbing nazi turdcock in the White House, we shall, indeed, need to defend freedom!” Alas, it seems that Alliance Defending Freedom has different ideas. You see, they contend it’s the poor evangelicals who are under siege right now–from Planned Parenthood. So Betsy took out her correcting pen and made some suggestions for revision before mailing it back.
All the News That’s Fit to Print
Extra, extra! Minnesota Betsy says shove your guns, gunlickers!
