A Betsy in Texas enjoyed perusing the reading materials at the oil & lube shop.
Impeach the Russian Puppet!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! A Betsy in Minnesota wants everyone to know what should be on the front page today!
Often Imitated, Never Duplicated
Sorry, ladies, a dress does not a Betsy make.
Beware of imitations.
Connecticut Betsy Greets Il Douche
Connecticut Betsy greeted Il Douche as he delivered his monologue of narcissistic persecution at the United States Coast Guard Academy in New London yesterday. There’s no kind of fuckshitupper like a Constitution State fuckshitupper!
Betsy visits Minnehaha Park
Spotted at Minnehaha Park in Minneapolis, MN.
Betsy Goes to Murder Prom
Every year hundreds of gunlicking death fetishists come together (pun intended) at the San Diego Gun Owners 2nd Amendment Celebration at San Diego’s Hotel del Coronado. We imagine the patriots in attendance have an unspoken “what happens at the San Diego Gun Owners 2nd Amendment Celebration stays at the San Diego Gun Owners 2nd Amendment Celebration” agreement with their mildewed blow-up dolls, resulting in a weekend of orgiastic ecstasy as they fondle OPP (Other Patriots’ Pistols) and slobber over products designed to help them kill people. The gallery hall is full of This grotesque jizzfest of toxic masculinity and homicide worship that it is known locally as MURDER PROM.
San Diego Betsy was not invited to Murder Prom, but that didn’t stop her from dropping by.
Betsy Heads to the Beach
And what does New Jersey Betsy do after a hard day fucking shit up and telling fascists to go fuck themselves? Why, she kicks back and has fun at Morey’s Pier, a seaside amusement park in Wildwood, New Jersey, that’s what.
