Arcade, Cape May, New Jersey. Fuck your gun culture.
Start Your Right Now
Start your right now, be a Betsy.
Often Imitated, Never Duplicated
Sorry, ladies, a dress does not a Betsy make.
Beware of imitations.
Betsy Visits Orange City, Iowa
You know what Iowa Betsies have officially fucking had it with? U.S. Rep. Steve KKKing, the long-serving white supremacist miscreant representing both the 4th District of Iowa and the Shittiest Recesses of the Human Brain.
This weekend, Orange City, Iowa, is hosting its famous Tulip Festival, in which the residents who voted over 80% for Steve KKKing put on a pretty show of Dutch heritage and pretend to be decent human beings and not white-supremacy-enabling wads as they invite you to spend your tourist dollars in their town. One part of their annual celebration: inviting the esteemed KKKing, who presumably explains why “other people’s babies” are not fit to “rebuild civilization” but are totally welcome to enrich his district.
So Iowa Betsies headed over to place some truthful advertising around the town. Our favorite: “Fuck Your Racist Tulips.”
Spotted in Baltimore
Woodbury Kitchen, Baltimore MD
Connecticut Betsy Greets Il Douche
Connecticut Betsy greeted Il Douche as he delivered his monologue of narcissistic persecution at the United States Coast Guard Academy in New London yesterday. There’s no kind of fuckshitupper like a Constitution State fuckshitupper!
Betsy visits Minnehaha Park
Spotted at Minnehaha Park in Minneapolis, MN.
Gunlicking Fascist Piece of Trumphumping Shit
Spotted in Minnesota
GOP Stinks of “Roadkill Anus”
Oh, dear. Somebetsy in California left some perfumed literature all over a hotel area where the KKKGB aka the Republican Party was meeting. We hear that the deatheaters were forced to raise toasts to their treasonous takeover of our country and abject toady servitude to Il Douche while the stank of “roadkill anus” lingered in the air.
