The Betsy Riot Mobile Billboard Truck is rolling and bound for Atlanta, where it will circle the NRA Annual Gunlicker Jizz-Fest (NRAAGJ) this Friday and Saturday–April 28th and 29th–at the Georgia World Congress Center.
If you’re in Atlanta to protest–and there WILL be protests!–take a selfie with the Betsy Riot Mobile Billboard Truck in the background as it passes by and share it online! You can tweet it or post it yourself or send it to us here and we’ll do it for you anonymously!
Today Nebraska’s Governor Pete Deatheater Ricketts signed into law a bill that will help women with dense breast tissue be accurately diagnosed if they have breast cancer. Sounds great, right? It is. Except meanwhile the piece of shit governor is trying to close clinics that serve poor women and children in order to give his wealthy friends tax cuts. So Betsy dressed as handmaids from Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale and haunted his press conference. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
In Atlanta this weekend, the National Rifle Association will be holding its annual jizz-fest of blood merchants and their frightened, gullible gunlicker consumer base. There, within a convention hall-cum-armory, they will spew anti-American, anti-democracy hate while bizarrely telling themselves they are being patriots, after which they will fritter away their children’s lunch money and/or college fund (depending on their eraser-smudged SAT scores) for death-oriented, but apparently dick-hardening merchandise while outside in the real world, all across America, thousands of lives will be continue to be lost because of an immoral, out-of-control, shittily-regulated, democracy-hating war industry championed by the NRAssholes.
Sounds fun! We think we’ll join in!
Betsy Riot, a nonviolent, but modestly rude and profane organization, will be flying an airplane banner above this craven convention of timorous cretins while also circling them with a mobile billboard promoting the fairly dry fact that they are not “good guys with guns” but “frightened boys with a gun fetish.” We cheekily call it our “ground and air” assault. Because Betsy is nothing if she isn’t cheeky.
To the whiny, gunlicker demographic, this constitutes a violent threat. But what can you expect from people who consider honking a horn in traffic or playing rap music too loud or eating skittle while being black or dancing while being gay or throwing popcorn in a movie theater to be life-threatening? What can you expect from nitwits who are so terrified of life that they need to carry slaughter sticks everywhere they go, including whenever they have a hankering to buy cookies?
We need to remember to bring our umbrellas. The forecast calls for a mantear downpour.
The critic said: “Betsy! You should be ashamed of your behavior! When they go low, we go high!”
To which we said: “Oh. Okay.”
Do you hear that? Why, it sounds like a tsunami of sweet, sweet gunlicker tears heading our direction as we pack up our aero-plane and head to Atlanta for the NRA Annual Anal Leakage Meeting.
#NRAAM2017 #NRAAM #NRAAMATLANTA #NRA #FUCKTHENRA
San Francisco Betsy at the March for Science on Saturday!
Her smaller sign reads:
“Better never means better for everyone… It always means worse, for some.” Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale.
New stickers available. Avery 5168 or any four-per-page mailing label ought to work. Download PDF here:
https://www.dropbox.com/…/PISS%20WHERE%20YOU%20WANT%20Avery…
And remember, it would be VERY NAUGHTY to put these in every public bathroom you visit this weekend.
Pennsylvania Betsy improved this magazine at the supermarket.
