The critic said: “Betsy! You should be ashamed of your behavior! When they go low, we go high!”
To which we said: “Oh. Okay.”
March for Science!
San Francisco Betsy at the March for Science on Saturday!
Her smaller sign reads:
“Better never means better for everyone… It always means worse, for some.” Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale.
Pennsylvania Betsy Goes to the Grocery
Pennsylvania Betsy improved this magazine at the supermarket.
Good Friday Bible Quiz
A Nebraska Betsy celebrated Good Friday by reminding the parishioners of a rightwing church that their death-penalty-pushing governor, Pete Ricketts, is an insult to the teachings of their savior. While the congregation reflected on the suffering and death of Jesus, their governor had illegally imported execution drugs and personally bankrolled a ballot initiative to get the death penalty back in the state.
Fuck Your Guns – New Mexico
In her spare time, New Mexico Betsy likes to dabble in detailing shitty old cars and trucks to bring new life to them and make them more presentable. And she does it for free!–because she’s just that kind of swell gal.
You’re welcome, violence-abiding, children-hating, diseased scrotum-brained gunfuckers! No need to thank New Mexico Betsy! She’s happy to do it!
Seriously.
…She’s reeeeeeal happy to do it.
Betsy Stickers Bibles
When Betsy travels she always puts stickers in hotel Bibles in the naive belief that Bible-thumping fuckwits ever even try to read them. Kansas City, Missouri.
