Join the Feminist Punk Patriot Resistance!

Is Betsy in YOUR state? Of course she is. She’s YOU.

You’ve called. You’ve emailed. You’ve marched. Now it’s time to fuck this fascist shit up. Grab a few of your friends and drop us a line. We are the anonymous nonviolent grassroots feminist resistance. We’ll help you set up a riot in your hometown.

California Betsy

Photographer Joe Dusel got this photo of the Betsy Riot outside of Congressman Douchebarrel Darrel Issa’s California office today. Issa voted to fuck over his constituents by voting for Trumpcare, and the California Betsies came to remind him what a gun-pushing, death-eating piece of shit he is.

It’s a Bird! It’s a plane! It’s Betsy Riot!



/fək’ thē in’ är ā/

plural: betsies, betsys, a riot of betsies

1. an unapologetic feminist patriot who has fucking had enough of Trump culture and gun culture and the death and terror they inflict on America

2. a nonviolent act of civil disobedience against fascism, Trump, or gun culture


past tense: betsied

to prank, lambaste, and generally fuck up whitewing gunlicking bullshit

“That riot of betsies betsied the shit out of the gun show.”

Take a Selfie with the Betsy FuckYourGunsMobile

The Betsy Riot Mobile Billboard Truck is rolling and bound for Atlanta, where it will circle the NRA Annual Gunlicker Jizz-Fest (NRAAGJ) this Friday and Saturday–April 28th and 29th–at the Georgia World Congress Center.

If you’re in Atlanta to protest–and there WILL be protests!–take a selfie with the Betsy Riot Mobile Billboard Truck in the background as it passes by and share it online! You can tweet it or post it yourself or send it to us here and we’ll do it for you anonymously!

“Alliance Defending Freedom”

“Alliance Defending Freedom”

Betsy received this missive from “Alliance Defending Freedom.” You may be tempted to think, “Why, yes, with a pussy-grabbing nazi turdcock in the White House, we shall, indeed, need to defend freedom!” Alas, it seems that Alliance Defending Freedom has different ideas. You see, they contend it’s the poor evangelicals who are under siege right now–from Planned Parenthood. So Betsy took out her correcting pen and made some suggestions for revision before mailing it back.