When Betsy travels she always puts stickers in hotel Bibles in the naive belief that Bible-thumping fuckwits ever even try to read them. Kansas City, Missouri.
Big Betsy is Watching
Betsy Riot staged a protest in Omaha, Nebraska Friday night in front of the Republican Party’s fundraiser dinners. Plates ran about $2000 each. Governor Pete Ricketts, Senator Deb Fischer, Congressman Don Bacon, Mayor Jean Stothert and other supporters of fascism, misogyny, and xenophobia attended the dinner in the hopes of raising funds for more fucking over of the poor, the brown, and the female, and with secondary anticipations that some well-placed Viagra, a little alcoholic lubrication, some fancy dress suits, and the stale whiff of money and power would prompt their companions to some slightly-less-begrudging-than-usual sex afterward.
The guest speaker at the fundraiser was alt-right fascist propagandist Charlie Kirk, founder and executivedirector of the anti-intellectual advocacy group Turning Point USA,best known for its campaign to intimidate public education faculty with a “Professor Watchlist”—a hitlist that personally targets academics whose teachings contradict the imbecilities and “alternative facts” of rightwing dogma.
Betsy Riot booed attendees, starting with former governor and “pro-life” neonatal care slasher Governor Dave Heineman, continuing until Charlie KKKirk was spotted purposely avoiding Betsy Riot by going a full block out of his way to slink across the street so he wouldn’t have to endure their watchful eyes.
Betsy Riot in the San Francisco Gate
Betsy made the news!
http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Anti-Trump-protesters-gather-in-SF-11043683.php#photo-12649834
Providence Road Trolley Stop
Providence Road Trolley Stop, Media PA
Betsy’s Bible Quiz
Parishioners at fascist-enabling churches in U.S. Rep. Steve KKKing’s congressional district in Iowa were reminded via a bible quiz on windshields, doors, and signs that their theology might make them feel like God’s chosen people but it is actually a steaming load of white supremacist horseshit.
Steve King = National Disgrace
Last week, rancid crotch cheese and self-proclaimed “champion for Western civilization,” Iowa Congressman Steve King, made news when, in the context of praising Dutch white supremacist candidate Geert Wilders, he tweeted: “We can’t restore our civilization with someone else’s babies.”
Though KKKing’s tweet shocked many across the nation, it shocked not at all the Iowa Betsies, who have been enduring this kind of racist filth since King was first elected. By their estimation, this had to have been the 1 million-gazillionth-fucktillionth racist discharge to be issued by the badly infected, suppurating buttock chancre that is King’s mouth.
Which, once they thought about it, was a milestone that the Iowa Betsies felt should be recognized. So off they went to Steve King’s hometown of Kiron, cutting a riotous swath of Fuckyouness across the Hawkeye State.
They tacked on a “truth in advertising” addendum to Kiron’s town sign. They declared King’s home a “National Disgrace Site” with a helpful directional sign pointing the way for tourists. And they planted an historic marker on Rep. King’s actual front lawn. …Just in time to swing by his church in Odebolt where they left a helpful reminder to his church’s Nazi-enabling parishioners that fascism, white supremacy, and gun idolatry make the Middle Eastern refugee they claim to worship very very sad.
And then it was home for milk and cookies. And the satisfaction of shit well fucked-up.
Here’s to you, Iowa Betsies! You make the heartland proud!
Pro-Death Pete, Take 2
Spotted: The Nebraska Republican Party HQ seems to be sporting a criticism of the Republican governor of Nebraska
Betsy is Resourceful. Period.
In the movie theater restroom, Betsy was horrified to realize that she’d forgotten her gosh-darn fucking stickers! What could she do?
Betsy is resourceful, period.
NYC Betsy
A New York City Betsy. In honor of “A Day Without Immigrants.”
Pro-Death Pete
Betsies in Omaha, Nebraska, printed flyers condemning the immoral nutsackery of their elected officials, including Governor Pete Ricketts, who so loves executing people that he overrode his state legislature on the matter and illegally imported execution drugs, all while flaunting his “pro life” Catholicism, and Congressman Don Bacon, who, like most bootlicking Trumpster fires, claims to be “pro life” and thumps a Bible while pushing guns everywhere and consigning poor children to death. Fuck those hypocritical deathslurping twatloogies. The Betsies visited these esteemed statesmen’s complicit congregations on Sunday, tucking a flyer onto every windshield in sight.
