Yesterday Betsy Riot joined Gays Against Guns in Manhattan as they protested BlackRock, the management investment company that helps finance America’s murder industry, including Ruger and Smith & Wesson. Fuck your blood money. Fuck your guns.
Betsy Writes a Book
Somebody named Betsy F. Yerguns has gone and published a book that is guaranteed to summon the sweet, sweet nectar of gunlicker tears from the puckered red squirt-holes that stay dry through every mass shooting but issue forth every time a woman tells them to go fuck their guns.
Betsy Goes to Bass Hole
Today we heard from someone named Betsy who fixed a number of items at a local Bass Hole store, a chain where at least three people have been accidentally shot in the last couple of years.
Betsy Gives Condolences
Fuck Yer Smith & Wesson
Betsy has fucking had enough with Smith and Wesson. Following the bloody summer of 2016, Smith and Wesson released their quarterly report yesterday. Their earnings are up 93% from this time last year and their CEO, James Debney, is being handsomely rewarded. So Betsy went to Wall Street to show investors what those record profits are based upon. You invest in guns, you invest in gun violence. Fuck your guns. Fuck Smith and Wesson.
Betsy will be visiting Smith and Wesson retailers and magazine racks in your city this weekend.
Don’t Mess With Texas
Betsy Does Roanoke
Breaking News: Today the streets of Roanoke, Virginia are red with the bitter, chalk-infused man-tears of gunlicking crybabies. It seems someone named Betsy wrote the words MURDER LOBBY on a retaining wall in front of the death-eating office of the National Rifle Association. While this is a simple matter of truth in advertising, the fragile feelings of MEL WILLIAMS, who rents the space to the NRA, have been shattered. Poor Mel Williams is fine with helping out an industry that profits off of 20 first-graders mutilated in their classroom, sure. But guys, the chalk “bugs me,” he said. Mel Williams wants the full force of the law directed at g̶u̶n̶s̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶w̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶s̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶ women who broke his dick off by chalking MURDER LOBBY in front of the MURDER LOBBY. We look forward to seeing the case develop, and we hope for more media coverage that places the names NRA, MEL WILLIAMS, KKK, NAMBLA*, and MURDER LOBBY in such appropriately close proximity.
*Okay, fine, we just added that one.