And she wants photos.
“Alliance Defending Freedom”
A Betsy received this missive from “Alliance Defending Freedom.” You may be tempted to think, “Why, yes, with a pussy-grabbing nazi turdcock in the White House, we shall, indeed, need to defend freedom!” Alas, it seems that Alliance Defending Freedom has different ideas. You see, they contend it’s the poor evangelicals who are under siege right now–from Planned Parenthood. So Betsy took out her correcting pen and made some suggestions for revision before mailing it back.
Greeting Cards for Gunwhore Legislators
Uh oh. It seems a Betsy sent 150 Missouri gunwhore legislators some greeting cards calling them out as the NRA-testicle-caressing fucktrumpets that they are, which has prompted an exquisite circlejerk manbaby cryfest across the Shoot-Me State. The best part? The lily-white virginal dears cannot BELIEVE that Betsy would have been so tasteless as to potentially expose their CHILDREN to the F-WORD. You know, the same children who can access daddy’s Glock under the bed during a playdate.
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Betsy will bitch that Trump
Betsy will bitch that Trump. Whey they go low, we kick them in the balls.
We are the Resistance
Feeling sad? Despondent? Understandable. Get back to us when you are fucking angry. We are the punk patriot resistance.
Be a Betsy: Get Started
Be a Betsy. Fuck shit up. Go to www.betsyriot.com and click on “Get Started.” There you’ll find a link to free downloadable .pdfs of Betsy Riotstickers formatted for #5163 Avery mailing labels. Print them in the privacy of your home! Carry them wherever you go! Spread the message! Fuck the NRA!
Be a Betsy.
Seriously.
Be a Betsy.
Teach Kids to Betsy
Responsible Betsies know that teaching your child about guns early in life is key to a safe society!
Take your child Betsying with you! Introduce them to the ways of Betsyculture and show them how to properly fuck the NRA! It’s fun for the entire family!
How to Be a Betsy Part 3: Overpass Banners
The latest in our “How to Be a Betsy” YouTube video series. Here Betsy demonstrates how to create an overpass banner using simple products available at your local home hardware store. Some zip ties, a little duct tape and a grommeted shower curtain liner are all you’ll need to say “Fuck the NRA!” to commuters and other travelers on the nation’s highways. Other methods are also briefly explored.
As always, local laws apply and you should be mindful of them. We at Betsy Riot do NOT encourage law-breaking. When you break the law, you are being a bad, bad, naughty Betsy. And you should be ashamed of yourself.
We cannot be more emphatic on this point: The ever-rising blood bath of 33,000 gun deaths a year created by an immoral gun industry promoted by the racist, misogynist, right wing lobbying organization known as the NRA, and aided and abetted by craven politicians with no spine, is NO reason to break very important local ordinances about signage and graffiti.
As always, should you not abide by this stated policy, you should send us photos of your violations, so that we can post them as examples for other Betsies who may want to avoid being bad, bad and naughty.
John Lott is a Lying Sack of Shit
We hear from Nebraska Betsy that John Lott is positively torn up over being called out as a lying sack of shit during his recent visit to the Cornhusker state. Even better, his local disciples, always staunch defenders of Constitutional freedoms, believe Nebraska Betsy has gone beyond the protections of the First Amendment in holding signs at Lott’s NRA jizzfest. Nebraska Betsy will be sure to request the sweet nectar of gunlicker tears for her last meal.
Betsy Goes Gun-Grabbin’
Betsy doesn’t grab your candy. She grabs your guns.
