Part 2 of the instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy“, a Betsy Riot production.
In this episode: a Betsy demonstrates how to betsy clothes by tagging them with a Buttoneer. Baggy camo Zubas are always nice targets, along with feed caps and tee shirts bearing gunlicker NRA propaganda full of angry, patriotic skulls, yet-to-be-trodden-upon rattlesnakes, and silhouettes of AR-15s ripe for the grabbing. The music is Annette Hanshaw, singing “I Want to Be Bad.”
So you want to be a Betsy, eh? Check out the first in our informative videos series “How to Be a Betsy” on our new YouTube channel!
In Part 1, we learn about stickers and how to betsy the living shit out of every fucking corner of America, with real life examples presented. The NRA dreams of a “guns everywhere” society. We dream of a “Fuck the NRA everywhere” society.
The West Virginia sky was a beautiful gunlicker-tears blue when Betsy unfurled her banner from a bridge in Morgantown. The Betsy Riot is coming. No gun is safe.
Betsy made some tags to help purveyors of gunhumpery merchandise be more honest in their product labeling. She stuck them on shirts and hats that normalize gun culture.
From America’s heartland: A gunlicker has been shooting guns on his property in Nebraska even though there’s a preschool nearby and the kids can’t play outside out of fear of being shot. WWBD?
A Betsy in Minnesota posted a helpful reminder to the parishioners of a gunlicking church.
This week Betsies around the country said “fuck your guns” for Kate, whose abusive shithead ex-husband tried to murder her with one. New rule: as long as our laws arm fuckers who shoot Kates there will be Betsies. And we are multiplying. Melt the guns.
Yesterday Betsy Riot joined Gays Against Guns in Manhattan as they protested BlackRock, the management investment company that helps finance America’s murder industry, including Ruger and Smith & Wesson. Fuck your blood money. Fuck your guns.
Somebody named Betsy F. Yerguns has gone and published a book that is guaranteed to summon the sweet, sweet nectar of gunlicker tears from the puckered red squirt-holes that stay dry through every mass shooting but issue forth every time a woman tells them to go fuck their guns.
https://www.amazon.com/Busting-Gun-Nuts-stupid-arguments-ebook/dp/B01LWD5YGL/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473556200&sr=8-1&keywords=busting+gun+nuts#nav-subnav
Today we heard from someone named Betsy who fixed a number of items at a local Bass Hole store, a chain where at least three people have been accidentally shot in the last couple of years.
