KKKeebler Elf
Another printable flyer sent to us by a Betsy. Available for download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qgb8fnl2px…/kkkeeblerelfflyer.pdf…
Very Scary Betsies
We invite you to relish this primo trumpster snowflake, whose emails were acquired from a Freedom of Information request and shared with Betsy Riot.
Coby Mach is the head of a rightwing business association (LIBA) in Lincoln, Nebraska, and also obsessively watches this Facebook page for fear that veiled ladies might say mean words to him one day. Recently, Mr. Mach organized a luncheon where bootlicking fascist US Senator Deb Fischer would speak to Mr Mach’s fascist organization while assiduously avoiding her actual constituents. Mr. Mach, who generally hates it when government spends money, believed that the Lincoln Police Department needed to send a battalion of officers to make his snowflake luncheon a safe space from THE BETSY RIOT. Lincoln Police declined, saying that they would patrol the area according to their usual policy, but that if he wanted private security for his buffet the bill would be on him.
Later, after the vewy scawy pwotest in which Betsies called the bootlicker senator a bootlicker and other protesters knocked on the window, Mach changed his soiled Fruit of the Looms (we assume) and expressed to Lincoln Police that his feelings were hurt because they had failed to arrest anyone. LPD explained that they viewed the whole thing as a success–nobody was hurt, no property was damaged, and nobody got arrested. But it did not feel like a safe space for Mr. Mach. Poor guy.
Here are some highlights from his lengthy email exchange, as well as a photo of the Betsies.
Rapid City Betsy
South Dakota Betsy helped let folks in Rapid City know they’re represented by a neo-nazi.
Fuck Fascism
Betsy is nothing if not a lady.
Betsy Spreads the Truth
Delaware County Republican Party Headquarters
Media, Pennsylvania
Fuck You, Pussy Grabber
The plywood barrier at a Manhattan construction site was covered in pro-Pussy Grabber posters. The posters had already been deemed unpopular by the citizenry, but a Manhattan Betsy felt they needed one final tweak. And on the way back, she slapped a final sticker on a light pole. Because fuck you, Pussy Grabber.
Russian Puppet Projected
Currently being projected in Long Island City, NY; Manhattan in background!
Betsy and the Constitution Go to the Doctor’s Office
Betsy goes to the doctor’s office in Lemon Grove, CA and leaves behind copies of the US Constitution acquired from the ACLU and adorned with special Betsy Riot bookplates.
