When your server knows you betsy:
The Betsy Spangled Banner
Okay, America. The movement to resist the gun industry’s stranglehold on our country is well and truly afoot. Please rise for Betsy’s national anthem, or kneel if you prefer because we’re cool with that, too. Then get your ass up and go fuck up some gun culture.
Sale! Murder Lessons!
The marketing department of Betsy Riot volunteers its services to help gun-pushers accurately advertise their businesses.
Betsy Visits Seattle
Another gorgeous Betsy banner, this time in the Crown Hill neighborhood of Seattle. Wanna betsy? Get some duct tape and a shower curtain and tell the gunlickers in your city to go fuck themselves.
Betsy’s Rapid Response Team Visits the Local GOP Office 3.0
Betsy Riot offered Tic-Tacs to another gunhumping Trumpstain, this time in Michigan.
Betsy’s Rapid Response Team Visits the Local GOP Office 2.0
More betsies are taking to GOP offices and leaving a breath-freshening Tic-Tac (or 600). Republicans will need them after eating Trump’s misogynist, racist, NRA shit. Fuck your racism, fuck your misogyny, and fuck your guns.
Betsy’s Rapid Response Team Visits the Local GOP Office
Uh oh! Betsy Riot’s Rapid Response Team visited this GOP field office and accidentally spilled Tic-Tacs all over the stoop. Betsy always keeps Tic-Tacs on hand in case she just starts kissing that purty mouth while grabbing your guns. It’s like a magnet. Just grab.
Don’t Mess With Texas 2.0
A couple of Texas betsies greeted the governor with this.
Guns: A Coward’s Best Friend
We got word that some Betsies who were livid about the murder of Chase Passauer, a young man with his whole life ahead of him who was shot by a fucking asshole with no business being anywhere near guns, decided toBetsy in the name of Chase while the trial of his murderer was being held this week. Here’s a sampling of their work. Way to go, Betsies. Who will you and your friends betsy for today?
Fuck Your “Thoughts and Prayers”
Betsy finds nothing more disgusting than a gunlicking NRA shit politician who offers his “thoughts and prayers” after a shooting while posing with an AK-47 and shoving LaPierre cash into his pockets, ensuring that there will be more and more and more shootings to offer hollow “thoughts and prayers” over. So Betsy says: Fuck your thoughts and prayers. You are the gun industry’s kept idiots.
