Attention, Betsies! We have made the Omaha flyer downloadable so that you can insert your own local pro-birth, deatheating GOP legislator’s name into it and distribute in such a way that it elicits steamy, brothy man tears for your recreational imbibing.

This version is in Word:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/pqhv5zuecr2fn3x/BIBLE%20QUIZ.docx…

To make it look like the Omaha flyer you will need to download the font called Another Typewriter, available for free here:

https://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Another_Typewriter.htm

However, if you would just like a PDF that simply calls out the whole rancid jizzwad of the Republican Party, you can download this ready-to-print PDF:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hnbs0jrzwqmyeww/Bible%20Quiz.pdf…

These make EXCELLENT windshield warmers at gun-pushing pro-death churches. Be warned that local statutes vary and if you place these on a megachurchgoer’s F-one-fitty adorned with a “we don’t call 911” bumper sticker, the fragile gunhumper may indeed call 911 and soil himself and you may receive a littering citation which you may add to your scrapbook to show your grandkids.