Deb Fischer = Bootlicker

Apparently things got tense in Nebraska yesterday when Bootlicking Trumptool Deb Fischer refused to meet with constituents but did meet with a rightwing special interest group. We are hoping to get photos and video of Betsy Riot’s shenanigans at that event, but in the meantime we received this from Omaha.

https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1793008517692611/

Only Terrorists Plan Massacres

Get a load of this shit. Some wad of scrotal cheese owns a gun range in Bloomington, Illinois, down the highway from DeKalb, Illinois, where five people were killed and another 17 were injured in a mass shooting at Northern Illinois University on Valentine’s Day in 2008. So what does this shitgibbon behind Darnall’s Gun Works do? He decides to hold a “Valentine’s Day Massacre,” inviting members of the shallow end of the gene pool to come shoot automatic guns in celebration of the toll guns have taken in his state. Betsy saw what this glob of diarrheal mucus was planning and posted some signs near his place of business.

Betsy Fever is Spreading

It appears that Betsy Fever is spreading across the state of Nebraska. Some Betsies way out in North Platte, Nebraska, have just about had fucking enough of the shit-for-brains embarrassment of a state senator in that area, Mike Groene, whose favorite pastime seems to be saying racist shit to high schoolers and insulting public school teachers, usually in a functionally illiterate manner that leads one to conclude he has some serious, pent-up resentment from repeatedly flunking fourth grade English. It turns out this nimrod has somehow become the chair of the state’s Education Committee, because who, in the era of DeVos, could better direct that committee than this grease stain?

How To Be a Betsy – Chapter 5

Part 5 of the instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy”, a Betsy Riot production.

In this episode: we learn how to create a homemade Betsy Banger tool for stapling “bandit signs” high up on telephone poles out of the reach of the angry, pundenda-scented, groping little hands of gunlicker Trumpizoids who might be compelled to rip them down in man-tearful, outraged hissyfits. All of the materials can be purchased at your local home improvement retail store–like, um, 84 Lumber, should one be near you.

NOTE: Bandit signs are more typically used by fast-buck real estate agents to exploit poor people. As such, they are considered a public nuisance by many communities. Be conscious of the laws in your area. Penalties vary. But so does the give-a-shit factor of code enforcers.