Fuck Your Guns – New Mexico

In her spare time, New Mexico Betsy likes to dabble in detailing shitty old cars and trucks to bring new life to them and make them more presentable. And she does it for free!–because she’s just that kind of swell gal.

You’re welcome, violence-abiding, children-hating, diseased scrotum-brained gunfuckers! No need to thank New Mexico Betsy! She’s happy to do it!

Seriously.

…She’s reeeeeeal happy to do it.

Only Terrorists Plan Massacres

Get a load of this shit. Some wad of scrotal cheese owns a gun range in Bloomington, Illinois, down the highway from DeKalb, Illinois, where five people were killed and another 17 were injured in a mass shooting at Northern Illinois University on Valentine’s Day in 2008. So what does this shitgibbon behind Darnall’s Gun Works do? He decides to hold a “Valentine’s Day Massacre,” inviting members of the shallow end of the gene pool to come shoot automatic guns in celebration of the toll guns have taken in his state. Betsy saw what this glob of diarrheal mucus was planning and posted some signs near his place of business.

For Brishell

For Brishell

We want to let you know what Betsies around the country are doing today.

First, some background:

This is Brishell Jones. She was a lovely 16-year-old girl who should be turning 23 today. In 2010 she was being homeschooled and wanted to be a chef. She was treasured by her mother and father. On March 30 that year, she had gone to dinner with friends after the funeral of another kid who had been murdered. Afterward, as they were standing outside, Brishell and her friends were mowed down by an AK-47.

Behind this and every one of the millions of fucking American shootings over the years certain actors unfailingly make bank. The manufacturer who made the gun made a legal profit. The gun dealer who first sold the gun made a legal profit. The ammunition maker got his blood money and the retailers who stock the shelves got theirs. Big murder is big money, and that is why our laws allow girls like Brishell to be treated like disposable goods. Fuck that fucking shit. If you buy or sell guns you are feeding this fucked up bullshit and you can fucking go to hell.

So today Betsies around the U.S. are going to gun stores and gun-pushing retailers with the photos of Brishell’s autopsy that her mother wants the world to see. The Betsies are placing them strategically where guns and gun porn are sold so that FOR ONCE the fuckers who make money off this atrocity and the mindless gunlicking fuckwits who support them will face just a glimpse of the reality they have caused.

Betsy Riot Fucks the Blaze 2.0

Betsy Riot Fucks the Blaze 2.0

Did you see the Blaze’s interview with Texas Representative Snuggles McSweatervest we posted last night? In which Mssr. Sweatervest is moved to something like tears by outrage at Betsy and her Christmas cards? Well, another Betsy was so touched by the interview that she made this dramatic rendition of it for your enjoyment.
The original is here, in case you missed it: https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/posts/1754298864896910

https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1754757404851056/