Portland, Oregon. Fuck your guns.
P.S. Fundamentals are by definition not advanced, dummies.
“Alliance Defending Freedom”
A Betsy received this missive from “Alliance Defending Freedom.” You may be tempted to think, “Why, yes, with a pussy-grabbing nazi turdcock in the White House, we shall, indeed, need to defend freedom!” Alas, it seems that Alliance Defending Freedom has different ideas. You see, they contend it’s the poor evangelicals who are under siege right now–from Planned Parenthood. So Betsy took out her correcting pen and made some suggestions for revision before mailing it back.
Fuck Yer Guns
The NRA put more money into Trump’s election than any other candidate.
Teach Kids to Betsy
Responsible Betsies know that teaching your child about guns early in life is key to a safe society!
Take your child Betsying with you! Introduce them to the ways of Betsyculture and show them how to properly fuck the NRA! It’s fun for the entire family!
John Lott is a Lying Sack of Shit
We hear from Nebraska Betsy that John Lott is positively torn up over being called out as a lying sack of shit during his recent visit to the Cornhusker state. Even better, his local disciples, always staunch defenders of Constitutional freedoms, believe Nebraska Betsy has gone beyond the protections of the First Amendment in holding signs at Lott’s NRA jizzfest. Nebraska Betsy will be sure to request the sweet nectar of gunlicker tears for her last meal.
Sale! Murder Lessons!
The marketing department of Betsy Riot volunteers its services to help gun-pushers accurately advertise their businesses.
Betsy Visits Lincoln, Nebraska
Add Lincoln, Nebraska to the cities where Betsy is flying her flag. Ban them, grab them, melt them down. If you see a Betsy banner in your city let us know.
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