Don Young is a cankered penis who has been fucking his home state of Alaska in Congress since 1973. Besides holding predictable positions on government enforced pregnancy and the assignation of thousands of his constituents to death by medical neglect and penury, this fetid chode actively wants to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to permanent fucking by the oil industry. You know, because #prolife. So Alaska Betsy has taken to improving this cheese-dribbler’s campaign signs and encourages fellow residents of the Last Frontier to keep a marker handy and add their own improvements.
Wisconsin Betsy was having her carpet cleaned back at her apartment, and so with time on her hands, she ambled down to her local thrift store to while away the hours. There, something caused her to suddenly remember that tomorrow night, prime time TV’s Megyn Kelly was providing a national forum to–and thereby facilitating the normalization of–gunlicking psychopathic Sandy Hook hoaxer, deadbeat dad, racist, misogynist, fascist Apoplexy Foundation poster child, Trump advisor and human fecal implant Alex Jones.
Unfortunately–or fortunately, depending on your viewpoint–Betsy then discovered to her great surprise that she had a Sharpie in her hand!
And then she encountered Ducky Dynasty and Call of Duty tee shirts, and claptrap not just by Megan Kelly, but by Palin, Huckabee, and some ambiguously encrusted douche nozzle libertarian dude.
Do you Betsy? Get started with our printable stickers and flyers:
The latest in our “How to Be a Betsy” YouTube video series. Here Betsy demonstrates how to create an overpass banner using simple products available at your local home hardware store. Some zip ties, a little duct tape and a grommeted shower curtain liner are all you’ll need to say “Fuck the NRA!” to commuters and other travelers on the nation’s highways. Other methods are also briefly explored.
As always, local laws apply and you should be mindful of them. We at Betsy Riot do NOT encourage law-breaking. When you break the law, you are being a bad, bad, naughty Betsy. And you should be ashamed of yourself.
We cannot be more emphatic on this point: The ever-rising blood bath of 33,000 gun deaths a year created by an immoral gun industry promoted by the racist, misogynist, right wing lobbying organization known as the NRA, and aided and abetted by craven politicians with no spine, is NO reason to break very important local ordinances about signage and graffiti.
As always, should you not abide by this stated policy, you should send us photos of your violations, so that we can post them as examples for other Betsies who may want to avoid being bad, bad and naughty.