Another printable flyer sent to us by a Betsy. Available for download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qgb8fnl2px…/kkkeeblerelfflyer.pdf…
Very Scary Betsies
We invite you to relish this primo trumpster snowflake, whose emails were acquired from a Freedom of Information request and shared with Betsy Riot.
Coby Mach is the head of a rightwing business association (LIBA) in Lincoln, Nebraska, and also obsessively watches this Facebook page for fear that veiled ladies might say mean words to him one day. Recently, Mr. Mach organized a luncheon where bootlicking fascist US Senator Deb Fischer would speak to Mr Mach’s fascist organization while assiduously avoiding her actual constituents. Mr. Mach, who generally hates it when government spends money, believed that the Lincoln Police Department needed to send a battalion of officers to make his snowflake luncheon a safe space from THE BETSY RIOT. Lincoln Police declined, saying that they would patrol the area according to their usual policy, but that if he wanted private security for his buffet the bill would be on him.
Later, after the vewy scawy pwotest in which Betsies called the bootlicker senator a bootlicker and other protesters knocked on the window, Mach changed his soiled Fruit of the Looms (we assume) and expressed to Lincoln Police that his feelings were hurt because they had failed to arrest anyone. LPD explained that they viewed the whole thing as a success–nobody was hurt, no property was damaged, and nobody got arrested. But it did not feel like a safe space for Mr. Mach. Poor guy.
Here are some highlights from his lengthy email exchange, as well as a photo of the Betsies.
GOP = KKKGB
Our new flyer on lying sack of shit white supremacist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions can be printed, dropped, stapled, or taped wherever whitewing treasonous fuckery needs calling out, which is everywhere.
Downloadable PDF here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/1jpxccdogi2tj7p/KKKGB.pdf?dl=0
Depriving Profits to the Death Merchants
Connecticut Betsy was so so sad to see that a careless person threw away all these unbought Cabela’s gift cards at a local CVS, thus depriving the death merchants of profits, that she had to drown her sorrows in some champagne.
Rapid City Betsy
South Dakota Betsy helped let folks in Rapid City know they’re represented by a neo-nazi.
No on Nebraska LB68
The mayors of Nebraska towns converged on a historic hotel in downtown Lincoln yesterday, so Betsy greeted them with some flyers.
Fuck Fascism
Betsy is nothing if not a lady.
Betsy Spreads the Truth
Delaware County Republican Party Headquarters
Media, Pennsylvania
IL DOUCHE
Rochester, MN
Depraved Gunlicking Misogyny
While strolling through Whitney’s World of Crafts in Branson, Missouri, Betsy spotted this little piece of depraved gunlicking misogyny, and regretted that she only had G-rated stickers on her when a “Fuck you, murderous misogynist NRA jizz puddle” one was called for.
