Betsy Parties in Austin!

These betsies were spotted at the Austin HONK! Festival. We hear the back of those sashes say something extremely impolite about Il Douche. If you’re in Austin, keep a lookout and you might score a Betsy Riot laptop sticker.

Nice to Meet you Senator McCain

Above the pisser at U.S. Senator John McCain’s office.

Print your own stickers using our templates here:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/zdfb3ue4sk5zm8c/AAC5e-xxfF7cdplLfmqcnGeGa?dl=0

Sow the Seeds of Dissent

Sow the seeds of dissent and fuck shit up with free print-at-home Betsy Riot stickers! Just click on “Betsy Printables” on the betsyriot.com menu, follow the link under the big photo of Betsies hard at work, and get started!

Stickering is the quietest form of disruption. It’s something you can do anytime all by yourself at your leisure. Our free sticker sheets are in .pdf file format and follow Avery® brand label templates. Each sticker sheet’s file name in our Dropbox folder ends with the product number of the Avery® label size you should use for that sticker. Avery® 5163 is our most frequently used, but you’ll find others, as well.

All you have to do is buy blank matching labels from an office supply store and print away in the comfort and convenience of your own home!

Betsy Riot started out exclusively focused on the gun issue and telling the NRA to go fuck itself, but since the erection of Drumpf, we’ve expanded the people and institutions we want to tell to fuck off. We’re adding new stickers all the time, so keep checking back! Check out our flyers, too!

Now. Go be a Betsy. Sow the seeds of dissent. Fuck shit up.

Download the Bible Quiz

Attention, Betsies! We have made the Omaha flyer downloadable so that you can insert your own local pro-birth, deatheating GOP legislator’s name into it and distribute in such a way that it elicits steamy, brothy man tears for your recreational imbibing.

This version is in Word:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/pqhv5zuecr2fn3x/BIBLE%20QUIZ.docx…

To make it look like the Omaha flyer you will need to download the font called Another Typewriter, available for free here:

https://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Another_Typewriter.htm

However, if you would just like a PDF that simply calls out the whole rancid jizzwad of the Republican Party, you can download this ready-to-print PDF:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hnbs0jrzwqmyeww/Bible%20Quiz.pdf…

These make EXCELLENT windshield warmers at gun-pushing pro-death churches. Be warned that local statutes vary and if you place these on a megachurchgoer’s F-one-fitty adorned with a “we don’t call 911” bumper sticker, the fragile gunhumper may indeed call 911 and soil himself and you may receive a littering citation which you may add to your scrapbook to show your grandkids.

Betsy Flyers,
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Betsy and the Constitution Go to the Doctor’s Office

Betsy goes to the doctor’s office in Lemon Grove, CA and leaves behind copies of the US Constitution acquired from the ACLU and adorned with special Betsy Riot bookplates.