The West Virginia sky was a beautiful gunlicker-tears blue when Betsy unfurled her banner from a bridge in Morgantown. The Betsy Riot is coming. No gun is safe.
Betsy Fucks Your Gunlicker Get-Ups 2.0
Betsy made some tags to help purveyors of gunhumpery merchandise be more honest in their product labeling. She stuck them on shirts and hats that normalize gun culture.
Nebraskan Gunlicking Shitweasel Gets a Wake-Up Call
From America’s heartland: A gunlicker has been shooting guns on his property in Nebraska even though there’s a preschool nearby and the kids can’t play outside out of fear of being shot. WWBD?
Low Point Church
A Betsy in Minnesota posted a helpful reminder to the parishioners of a gunlicking church.
For Kate
This week Betsies around the country said “fuck your guns” for Kate, whose abusive shithead ex-husband tried to murder her with one. New rule: as long as our laws arm fuckers who shoot Kates there will be Betsies. And we are multiplying. Melt the guns.
Betsy Meets Gays Against Guns
Yesterday Betsy Riot joined Gays Against Guns in Manhattan as they protested BlackRock, the management investment company that helps finance America’s murder industry, including Ruger and Smith & Wesson. Fuck your blood money. Fuck your guns.
Betsy Writes a Book
Somebody named Betsy F. Yerguns has gone and published a book that is guaranteed to summon the sweet, sweet nectar of gunlicker tears from the puckered red squirt-holes that stay dry through every mass shooting but issue forth every time a woman tells them to go fuck their guns.
https://www.amazon.com/Busting-Gun-Nuts-stupid-arguments-ebook/dp/B01LWD5YGL/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473556200&sr=8-1&keywords=busting+gun+nuts#nav-subnav
Betsy Goes to Bass Hole
Today we heard from someone named Betsy who fixed a number of items at a local Bass Hole store, a chain where at least three people have been accidentally shot in the last couple of years.
Betsy Gives Condolences
Betsy Riot felt so terribly about poor Mel W——-, who is reeling and seeking justice after his office in Roanoke (which he rented to the NRA) was savagely chalked, that we sent our deepest sympathies. We wonder if he has considered purchasing some chalk for protection.
Fuck Yer Smith & Wesson
Betsy has fucking had enough with Smith and Wesson. Following the bloody summer of 2016, Smith and Wesson released their quarterly report yesterday. Their earnings are up 93% from this time last year and their CEO, James Debney, is being handsomely rewarded. So Betsy went to Wall Street to show investors what those record profits are based upon. You invest in guns, you invest in gun violence. Fuck your guns. Fuck Smith and Wesson.
Betsy will be visiting Smith and Wesson retailers and magazine racks in your city this weekend.
