Big Pussy Is Watching

Big Pussy Is Watching

Check out this great photo of a Betsy in Omaha yesterday by photographer Mike Machian!

What’s Betsy saying, you ask? Word has it she was pointing to the crowd and saying, “You can be a Betsy, and you can be a Betsy, and you can be a Betsy…!

If you are sick to the death of this fucking shit and are ready to kick the Zeitgeist in its fucking scrotum, you are already Betsy–you just didn’t know it!

Let’s change the culture. Let’s fuck shit up. Be a Betsy, goddammit! Do it NOW!

How? Go check out our page’s video section for tips and examples of our actions. Or go to our website at betsyriot.com and click on “Get Started.”

Do it. Do it now. And thanks to Mike Machian for this inspirational photo ofBetsy!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208854025410852&set=a.10208854022330775.1073741919.1320726417&type=3&theater

“Misandrist Cunts”

ATTENTION BETSIES!!!!!!!

Watch our first live on-camera interview wherein Betsy gives this two-bit Infowars wannabe cub reporter the 411.

Listen with glee as Betsy stymies her interviewer with her response to the question “Do you subscribe to the whole Love Trumps Hate mantra?”

Lastly, make sure to check out the comment from one “Glenn Zamarov” weighing in from his mom’s basement in Fapperville, New Jersey, whose only rejoinder to our awesomeness is “Misandrist cunts”.

We’ll be at #WomensMarch sites all over the country today with nasty signs and widow’s weeds — JOIN US!

[Here’s your BetsyRiot starter pack: https://www.dropbox.com/…/82sax9…/AAAF8opoylab8PxSYsZA-Poya… ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayktWuTVU0w

Keep Your Rosaries Off Our Ovaries

Keep Your Rosaries Off Our Ovaries

Check this out. The Nebraska Capitol does not allow signs. So some Nebraska Betsies looked to their suffragist forebears and made APRONS to silently protest their tea-bagger governor Pete Ricketts, who has spent a personal fortune reinstating the death penalty and installing compliant senators in the state’s legislature. The Betsies were immediately kicked out of the press conference by the State Patrol, who insisted that the event was only open to people who had a press ID. However, the Governor’s own web site says that the event was open to the public. 

So the Betsies stood outside his office for hours today under these fabulously inspiring murals depicting freedom of speech and suffrage rights. The governor tried to avoid them, and his security team, who had been watching the Betsies fretfully, finally squirreled him through a labyrinth of offices so he could exit the building with minimal exposure to those dangerous aprons. When the Betsies left the building on foot, they were followed for blocks by a state vehicle with tinted windows. The Nebraska Betsies tell us they will not be intimidated.

The aprons say:
KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF OUR OVARIES
DON’T BROWNBACK NEBRASKA
SAVE OUR UNICAM
PRO-DEATH PETE

We can see why the gentleman scurried off in fear.
We at Betsy Riot want to see more protests like this. Make them squirm, Betsies!

Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts Meets Betsy

Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts Meets Betsy

We just received this glorious photo of the recent Betsy Riot protest of Nebraska’s governor showing him talking about Jesus and American greatness right after he invested his personal fortune to reinstate the death penalty and sent officers off to blast Native Americans with water cannons. Fuck your fascism.

Betsy Visits the Nebraska State Capitol

Betsy Visits the Nebraska State Capitol

The governor of Nebraska, Pete Ricketts, is a Trumplicker who is hell-bent on executing people even when his own state legislature is against it and the federal government says he can’t import the drugs. Recently, even as he announced a state budget shortfall and cutbacks to education, he found the resources to send law enforcement officers to North Dakota to help quash the protest of DAPL there. So today a riot of betsies silently protested at his extremely Jesusy Christmas ceremony at the Nebraska state Capitol building. They were eventually ejected by police. The middle sign says “Trump is Putin’s puppet” in Russian.

John Lott’s Special Day

John Lott’s Special Day

John Lott is the NRA’s charlatan. Lacking real research to support their fucking awful policies, they tirelessly enlist the bogus bullshit of John Lott, who fabricated at least one survey and has pretended to be two different women to support his own gunlicking research. One of these sockpuppets he admitted to: “Mary Rosh.” Last night Lott visited Lincoln, Nebraska, and left with a mouthful of Betsy.

https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1720816878245109/

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