In her spare time, New Mexico Betsy likes to dabble in detailing shitty old cars and trucks to bring new life to them and make them more presentable. And she does it for free!–because she’s just that kind of swell gal.
You’re welcome, violence-abiding, children-hating, diseased scrotum-brained gunfuckers! No need to thank New Mexico Betsy! She’s happy to do it!
And what does New Jersey Betsy do after a hard day fucking shit up and telling fascists to go fuck themselves? Why, she kicks back and has fun at Morey’s Pier, a seaside amusement park in Wildwood, New Jersey, that’s what.
These betsies were spotted at the Austin HONK! Festival. We hear the back of those sashes say something extremely impolite about Il Douche. If you’re in Austin, keep a lookout and you might score a Betsy Riot laptop sticker.