Steve King = National Disgrace

Last week, rancid crotch cheese and self-proclaimed “champion for Western civilization,” Iowa Congressman Steve King, made news when, in the context of praising Dutch white supremacist candidate Geert Wilders, he tweeted: “We can’t restore our civilization with someone else’s babies.”

Though KKKing’s tweet shocked many across the nation, it shocked not at all the Iowa Betsies, who have been enduring this kind of racist filth since King was first elected. By their estimation, this had to have been the 1 million-gazillionth-fucktillionth racist discharge to be issued by the badly infected, suppurating buttock chancre that is King’s mouth.

Which, once they thought about it, was a milestone that the Iowa Betsies felt should be recognized. So off they went to Steve King’s hometown of Kiron, cutting a riotous swath of Fuckyouness across the Hawkeye State.

They tacked on a “truth in advertising” addendum to Kiron’s town sign. They declared King’s home a “National Disgrace Site” with a helpful directional sign pointing the way for tourists. And they planted an historic marker on Rep. King’s actual front lawn. …Just in time to swing by his church in Odebolt where they left a helpful reminder to his church’s Nazi-enabling parishioners that fascism, white supremacy, and gun idolatry make the Middle Eastern refugee they claim to worship very very sad.

And then it was home for milk and cookies. And the satisfaction of shit well fucked-up.

Here’s to you, Iowa Betsies! You make the heartland proud!

Deb Fischer = Bootlicker

Apparently things got tense in Nebraska yesterday when Bootlicking Trumptool Deb Fischer refused to meet with constituents but did meet with a rightwing special interest group. We are hoping to get photos and video of Betsy Riot’s shenanigans at that event, but in the meantime we received this from Omaha.

https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1793008517692611/

Bill Kintner Prematurely Evacuated

Bill Kintner Prematurely Evacuated

Whatever the fuck is going on in Nebraska, the rest of the resistance take note. There is a riot of ass-kicking betsies that are showing the rest of us how it’s done. If they can do it there, we can do it anywhere.

Yesterday, Nebraska State Senator Bill Kintner, whose many offenses include calling refugees insects, using the term “wetback” on the floor of the legislature, and working his dreary chaffed penis to dismal climax on camera in an international blackmail scheme, finally resigned from his position after unprecedented fucking blowback for a retweet of a photo of the women’s march claiming that some women are too ugly to rape. In his resignation presser he claimed that God had placed him in the legislature.

To celebrate his early departure, Nebraska betsies installed this glorious banner over downtown Lincoln. It says BILL KINTNER PREMATURELY EVACUATED.

Betsies elsewhere, take a page from this playbook!

More on Kintner: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/…/us-politician-bill-kintner-qu…/

For Brishell

For Brishell

We want to let you know what Betsies around the country are doing today.

First, some background:

This is Brishell Jones. She was a lovely 16-year-old girl who should be turning 23 today. In 2010 she was being homeschooled and wanted to be a chef. She was treasured by her mother and father. On March 30 that year, she had gone to dinner with friends after the funeral of another kid who had been murdered. Afterward, as they were standing outside, Brishell and her friends were mowed down by an AK-47.

Behind this and every one of the millions of fucking American shootings over the years certain actors unfailingly make bank. The manufacturer who made the gun made a legal profit. The gun dealer who first sold the gun made a legal profit. The ammunition maker got his blood money and the retailers who stock the shelves got theirs. Big murder is big money, and that is why our laws allow girls like Brishell to be treated like disposable goods. Fuck that fucking shit. If you buy or sell guns you are feeding this fucked up bullshit and you can fucking go to hell.

So today Betsies around the U.S. are going to gun stores and gun-pushing retailers with the photos of Brishell’s autopsy that her mother wants the world to see. The Betsies are placing them strategically where guns and gun porn are sold so that FOR ONCE the fuckers who make money off this atrocity and the mindless gunlicking fuckwits who support them will face just a glimpse of the reality they have caused.

How to Be a Betsy – Part 3: Banners

How to Be a Betsy – Part 3: Banners

Part 3 of the multi-part instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy” fromBetsyRiot Productions on how to betsy things, and in so doing, be aBetsy.

In this episode: Betsy demonstrates how to create an overpass banner using simple products available at your local home hardware store. Some zip ties, a little duct tape and a grommeted shower curtain liner are all you’ll need to say “Fuck the NRA!” to commuters and other travelers on the nation’s highways. Other methods are also briefly explored.

(As seen on the Betsy Riot YouTube Channel!)

How to Be a Betsy Part 3:  Overpass Banners

How to Be a Betsy Part 3: Overpass Banners

The latest in our “How to Be a Betsy” YouTube video series. Here Betsy demonstrates how to create an overpass banner using simple products available at your local home hardware store. Some zip ties, a little duct tape and a grommeted shower curtain liner are all you’ll need to say “Fuck the NRA!” to commuters and other travelers on the nation’s highways. Other methods are also briefly explored.

As always, local laws apply and you should be mindful of them. We at Betsy Riot do NOT encourage law-breaking. When you break the law, you are being a bad, bad, naughty Betsy. And you should be ashamed of yourself.

We cannot be more emphatic on this point: The ever-rising blood bath of 33,000 gun deaths a year created by an immoral gun industry promoted by the racist, misogynist, right wing lobbying organization known as the NRA, and aided and abetted by craven politicians with no spine, is NO reason to break very important local ordinances about signage and graffiti.

As always, should you not abide by this stated policy, you should send us photos of your violations, so that we can post them as examples for other Betsies who may want to avoid being bad, bad and naughty.

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