Betsy in the Windy City

After pushing school-to-prison pipeline policies, defunding education, yanking anti-poverty measures, pathologically fixating on the canard of the “welfare queen,” obliterating all corporate responsibility from gun manufacturing and selling, spreading guns everywhere, and removing the city’s rights to pass their own gun regulations, there is nothing the American white wing loves to do more than hold mutual masturbation sessions about CHICAGO, wanking each others’ sad wrinkled chodes over the misfortunes of a city they hate because it’s liberal, largely black, and racked by gun violence, never acknowledging the much higher per capita gun murder rates of other American cities or their own deatheating corporate whore party’s contributions to what problems do exist in the City of the Big Shoulders.

No, Wayne Lapierre told them that it’s all about liberals, black people, and gun control, and that’s enough for these lead-addled barrel-fellators to turn Chicago into their favorite punching bag. And now they have elected the NRA’s favorite sack of putrid farts as president, who is obliquely threatening to send in “the feds” to clamp down on the city…because martial law is so small government.

So Chicago Betsy took to the streets to tell the fascist gunfuck in the White House to fuck off.