Betsy has been distributing these flyers.
Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts Meets Betsy
We just received this glorious photo of the recent Betsy Riot protest of Nebraska’s governor showing him talking about Jesus and American greatness right after he invested his personal fortune to reinstate the death penalty and sent officers off to blast Native Americans with water cannons. Fuck your fascism.
RESIST the PGOTUS (Pussy Grabber of the United States)
Betsies around the country are making flyers opposing the PGOTUS (Pussy Grabber of the United States). This one is in Washington. Get off your computer and do a little something to fuck up fascism today.
Betsy Visits the Nebraska State Capitol
The governor of Nebraska, Pete Ricketts, is a Trumplicker who is hell-bent on executing people even when his own state legislature is against it and the federal government says he can’t import the drugs. Recently, even as he announced a state budget shortfall and cutbacks to education, he found the resources to send law enforcement officers to North Dakota to help quash the protest of DAPL there. So today a riot of betsies silently protested at his extremely Jesusy Christmas ceremony at the Nebraska state Capitol building. They were eventually ejected by police. The middle sign says “Trump is Putin’s puppet” in Russian.
“Alliance Defending Freedom”
A Betsy received this missive from “Alliance Defending Freedom.” You may be tempted to think, “Why, yes, with a pussy-grabbing nazi turdcock in the White House, we shall, indeed, need to defend freedom!” Alas, it seems that Alliance Defending Freedom has different ideas. You see, they contend it’s the poor evangelicals who are under siege right now–from Planned Parenthood. So Betsy took out her correcting pen and made some suggestions for revision before mailing it back.
Greeting Cards for Gunwhore Legislators
Uh oh. It seems a Betsy sent 150 Missouri gunwhore legislators some greeting cards calling them out as the NRA-testicle-caressing fucktrumpets that they are, which has prompted an exquisite circlejerk manbaby cryfest across the Shoot-Me State. The best part? The lily-white virginal dears cannot BELIEVE that Betsy would have been so tasteless as to potentially expose their CHILDREN to the F-WORD. You know, the same children who can access daddy’s Glock under the bed during a playdate.
http://ijr.com/…/743415-go-f-yourself-obscene-anti-gun-hol…/
Betsy at the Craft Store
Betsy loves going to her favorite rightwing craft store and helping them arrange their wares without giving them a red cent. If other Betsies should do the same, perhaps they could send this page the photographs?
Oh, Betsy. Don’t you know that when you go into Hobby Lobby and do this kind of thing without making a purchase that you just end up costing the company money? Money they could be spending on oppressing people? For shame!
Target in Ohio.
Betsy Went A’chalking
This is pure beauty! Some betsies took their chalk and visited a gunlicker fundraiser in San Diego. Predictably, the proud, brave “patriots” who want AR-15s in every home can’t tell the difference between chalk and spraypaint (oh, how we wish it had been spraypaint) and are absolutely SCANDALIZED that they have for once been called out for what they are.
http://kogo.iheart.com/…/video-anti2nd-amendment-protester…/
Interview with Betsy Riot
A founding Betsy from Betsy Riot was interviewed by Cliff Schecter yesterday about the role of a punk patriot guerrilla movement under a Trump regime. The interview starts at 93:00. Fuck the NRA and fuck Trump.
http://www.iheart.com/show/53-The-Leslie-Marshall-Show/…
John Lott is a Lying Sack of Shit
We hear from Nebraska Betsy that John Lott is positively torn up over being called out as a lying sack of shit during his recent visit to the Cornhusker state. Even better, his local disciples, always staunch defenders of Constitutional freedoms, believe Nebraska Betsy has gone beyond the protections of the First Amendment in holding signs at Lott’s NRA jizzfest. Nebraska Betsy will be sure to request the sweet nectar of gunlicker tears for her last meal.
