Kansas Betsies baked a special cake to commemorate the wholesale selling of their state to the murder lobby by Gov. Sam “Bloody Hands” Brownback and the simpering, gutless higher ed administrators who cravenly decreed that the permitless carry of guns will now be allowed at all colleges and universities starting this summer.
In late April of 2017, a pussy-grabbing fascist megalomaniac traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, to speak to the brownshirts at the NRA Annual Meeting, that organization having gotten the piece of shit elected leader of the Free World™ (with a little help from their mutual friends in Moscow) and finally calling in a little reacharound.
Hundreds of shartsnuffling chodes wandered the grounds in their NRA lanyards, wrists sore from all the barrel-stroking, when what to their douchey besunglassed eyes did appear but Betsy buzzing from far and from near.
This is her story–set to “The March of the Women,” a 1910 suffragette anthem by Ethel Smyth and Cicely Hamilton.
betsy
noun
/fək’ thē in’ är ā/
plural: betsies, betsys, a riot of betsies
1. an unapologetic feminist patriot who has fucking had enough of Trump culture and gun culture and the death and terror they inflict on America
2. a nonviolent act of civil disobedience against fascism, Trump, or gun culture
verb
past tense: betsied
to prank, lambaste, and generally fuck up whitewing gunlicking bullshit
“That riot of betsies betsied the shit out of the gun show.”
TFW you and your hatriot buds are all ready to whip out the vienna sausages for your weeniesqueeze when what’s that overhead? It’s Betsy Buzzkill.
Happening now over Atlanta. Betsy Riot tells the NRA to fuck off with their death-pushing toxic masculinity and fake patriotism. Guns are not freedom, you pathetic, ignorant, simpering fuckwits. They are a product you done got sold hook, line and sinker. The NRA’s best asset is their members’ gullibility.
Watch the skies, gullible, fetishistic fake patriots and pseudo-Christians! Watch the skies, cynical, greedy death merchants! Watch the skies, democracy-hating Murder Lobby!
Watch the skies of Atlanta, Georgia, today!
The eagle flies at…ohhhh, around 1:00 to 3:00 or so.
Watch the skies.
So what’s it like to drive the Betsy FuckYourGunsmobile through downtown Atlanta when Trump is in town for the Annual NRA Sausagestroke? Our Betsy driver sent us this video. Stay tuned for more from Betsy Riot at the #NRAAM tomorrow! We have a little something extra planned. Follow our page for updates and LIKE and SHARE our dispatches from Gunfucksville.
https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1833395430320586/
The Betsy FuckYourGunsMobile is received by Americans who have HAD IT with the death grip of the NRA and spineless pieces of shit like the fascist gunlicker in the Oval Office.
