OOOPS we did it again, motherfuckers!
#SorryNotSorry about crashing your FetusFestival™ again, holy rollers!
The call went out from the IVORY AF TOWER to turn up and #ProtestPP today, and like dutiful sheeple they arrived to wave pre-printed signs and hurl bible verses like RPGs aimed at reproductive choice.
Well, Betsy showed up, too, with tactical props and her very own battle-rattle.
Here are a few pics of BETSY’S RED LINE.
It appears that Betsy Fever is spreading across the state of Nebraska. Some Betsies way out in North Platte, Nebraska, have just about had fucking enough of the shit-for-brains embarrassment of a state senator in that area, Mike Groene, whose favorite pastime seems to be saying racist shit to high schoolers and insulting public school teachers, usually in a functionally illiterate manner that leads one to conclude he has some serious, pent-up resentment from repeatedly flunking fourth grade English. It turns out this nimrod has somehow become the chair of the state’s Education Committee, because who, in the era of DeVos, could better direct that committee than this grease stain?
Do you Betsy?
Neosuffragist punk patriot resistance.
Nonviolent unapologetic feminist civil disobedience.
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Betsy visited Google HQ and left this hopeful valentine.
Gracious! We’ve spent so much time explaining how to BE a Betsy, we completely overlooked the equally important topic of how NOT to be a Betsy! We hope this meme proves helpful in expanding everyone’s understanding of the Betsy Way.
Part 5 of the instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy”, a Betsy Riot production.
In this episode: we learn how to create a homemade Betsy Banger tool for stapling “bandit signs” high up on telephone poles out of the reach of the angry, pundenda-scented, groping little hands of gunlicker Trumpizoids who might be compelled to rip them down in man-tearful, outraged hissyfits. All of the materials can be purchased at your local home improvement retail store–like, um, 84 Lumber, should one be near you.
NOTE: Bandit signs are more typically used by fast-buck real estate agents to exploit poor people. As such, they are considered a public nuisance by many communities. Be conscious of the laws in your area. Penalties vary. But so does the give-a-shit factor of code enforcers.
If you’re enjoying SB#51 you’ll see an ad for The Handmaid’s Tale, a new series based on Margaret Atwood’s dystopian novel, soon to be aired as a televised series. Having read the book, Betsy knows that life under the Trump/Pence regime is looking awfully fucking familiar – and she is NOT lying down for it.
Behold Betsy, somewhere in Illinois, recently COUNTER-PROTESTING a group of ignorant hypocritical theocratic morality-preaching fetus fetishists hoping to defund Planned Parenthood and restrict women’s reproductive rights.
Well fuck that.
Betsy, as is her wont, made quite the spectacle of herself, with her Handmaid regalia, nasty signage, and all around disruption of their UnplannedParenthoodParty. As a parting shot Betsy led a rousing chorus of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” sung at full volume and quite probably interfering with the harping hypocritical man of the sackcloth leading the FetusFest™. OOPS!
The picture here is just a preview. Betsy had a more graphic image for those zygote zealots, one that would likely offend the myopic trolls who watch everything we do here on Facebook– hoping to mass report our indelicate language and graphic images that tell the TRUTH, while having a fap in their mom’s basements across the land.
For the full impact of Betsy’s signage, click over to our tweet at https://twitter.com/betsyriot/status/828393811340574722
Or go here and read about Gerri Santoro.
THE HEARTLAND RESISTS.
Last night in Lincoln, Nebraska, a riot of 15 betsies took to the streets of downtown in response to Senators Ben Sasse’s and Deb Fischer’s pathetic licking of Trump’s boot. Nebraska senators are dutiful fascists fucking over Nebraska children by helping Trump to destroy public education for corporate gain and by remaining silent or issuing simpering lukewarm statements on Trump’s executive actions to oppress immigrants and refugees.
One of the Lincoln Betsies said: “Look how quickly the ‘Never Trump’ Ben Sasse has lined up to genuflect to his master. We gathered to condemn the disgusting moral cowardice and fascist cooperation of both Sasse and Fischer. History does not look kindly on fascist toadies, and the fact that Sasse led a Nebraska university and Fischer’s mother was a teacher makes their approval of DeVos all the more pathetic and outrageous.”
