Betsy, being a patriotic gal, celebrated President’s Day by hanging banners around the country to remind the thoughtful masses that they are not alone in finding SCROTUS to be a racist, misogynist wad of smegma unsuitable for the title. Resist this fascist regime, patriots!
Fuck You, Pussy Grabber
The plywood barrier at a Manhattan construction site was covered in pro-Pussy Grabber posters. The posters had already been deemed unpopular by the citizenry, but a Manhattan Betsy felt they needed one final tweak. And on the way back, she slapped a final sticker on a light pole. Because fuck you, Pussy Grabber.
Only Terrorists Plan Massacres
Get a load of this shit. Some wad of scrotal cheese owns a gun range in Bloomington, Illinois, down the highway from DeKalb, Illinois, where five people were killed and another 17 were injured in a mass shooting at Northern Illinois University on Valentine’s Day in 2008. So what does this shitgibbon behind Darnall’s Gun Works do? He decides to hold a “Valentine’s Day Massacre,” inviting members of the shallow end of the gene pool to come shoot automatic guns in celebration of the toll guns have taken in his state. Betsy saw what this glob of diarrheal mucus was planning and posted some signs near his place of business.
Russian Puppet Projected
Currently being projected in Long Island City, NY; Manhattan in background!
Betsy and the Constitution Go to the Doctor’s Office
Betsy goes to the doctor’s office in Lemon Grove, CA and leaves behind copies of the US Constitution acquired from the ACLU and adorned with special Betsy Riot bookplates.
Betsy Does Valentines Day
San Diego Betsies made these lovely realistic resistance valentines, complete with barcode. They then slipped them into drugstores all over the fucking place to be discovered by unsuspecting patrons to their delight or chagrin, whatever the case may be.
Oh, San Diego Betsies, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways. If you live in the San Diego area and would like to participate in some nonviolent, creative, fascism-busting good trouble, let us know and we will try to play matchmaker.
Betsy at the 9th Circuit Court
This spooky San Francisco Betsy stood in front of San Francisco City Hall and the 9th Circuit and got the chance to shout “RESIST” at Judge Canby of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. GO, BETSY, GO.
If you live in the Bay Area and would like to Betsy, shoot us a line and we’ll try to connect you with this bad-ass.
Betsy Stands With Planned Parenthood
This video just in from one of the groups of Betsies who crashed the Zygotians in front of Planned Parenthoods across the country yesterday. The betsies were dressed as handmaids from Margaret Atwood‘s “The Handmaid’s Tale.” It’s hard to make out on the recording, but the betsies believe the prayer being chanted by the Zygotians went something like this:
Hail Zygote, full of life,
life is in thee and nowhere else,
shield thee from all trespassers,
then let thee perish in misery and poverty or a rain of bullets upon thy birth.
For we give not a shit about thy mother,
her safety or sanity,
nor thyself upon entry into the world,
especially if thou art born in poverty or brown skin,
for then thou shalt pull thyself up by thy bootstraps,
except we cut thy bootstraps and called thee a freeloader
and built a wall to keep thee away from us
and stored up our AR-15s to shoot thee down.
