Connecticut Betsy was so so sad to see that a careless person threw away all these unbought Cabela’s gift cards at a local CVS, thus depriving the death merchants of profits, that she had to drown her sorrows in some champagne.
Rapid City Betsy
South Dakota Betsy helped let folks in Rapid City know they’re represented by a neo-nazi.
No on Nebraska LB68
The mayors of Nebraska towns converged on a historic hotel in downtown Lincoln yesterday, so Betsy greeted them with some flyers.
Fuck Fascism
Betsy is nothing if not a lady.
Betsy Spreads the Truth
Delaware County Republican Party Headquarters
Media, Pennsylvania
IL DOUCHE
Rochester, MN
Depraved Gunlicking Misogyny
While strolling through Whitney’s World of Crafts in Branson, Missouri, Betsy spotted this little piece of depraved gunlicking misogyny, and regretted that she only had G-rated stickers on her when a “Fuck you, murderous misogynist NRA jizz puddle” one was called for.
Betsy Burns Guns: An Ambient Sound Relaxation Video
Sit back in the hot tub with a loved one and a glass of your favorite wine, and enjoy the soothing sounds of “Betsy Burns Guns: An Ambient Sound Relaxation Video.” Feel the tensions of another day lived under an illegitimate fascist idiocracy leave your body and imagine for a moment you do not live in a country where over 30,000 people a year die from gun violence. Wake up refreshed! Because this shit isn’t going away until you fight it with every fucking fiber of your being.
As seen on The Betsy Riot YouTube Channel!
SCROTUS Day Banner
Sweet gold-dipped neurosyphilitic nutsack! Check out this addition to our SCROTUS Day banner collection, hot from Las Vegas!
Deb Fischer = Bootlicker
Apparently things got tense in Nebraska yesterday when Bootlicking Trumptool Deb Fischer refused to meet with constituents but did meet with a rightwing special interest group. We are hoping to get photos and video of Betsy Riot’s shenanigans at that event, but in the meantime we received this from Omaha.
https://www.facebook.com/betsyriot/videos/1793008517692611/
