“Alliance Defending Freedom”

“Alliance Defending Freedom”


Betsy received this missive from “Alliance Defending Freedom.” You may be tempted to think, “Why, yes, with a pussy-grabbing nazi turdcock in the White House, we shall, indeed, need to defend freedom!” Alas, it seems that Alliance Defending Freedom has different ideas. You see, they contend it’s the poor evangelicals who are under siege right now–from Planned Parenthood. So Betsy took out her correcting pen and made some suggestions for revision before mailing it back.

Greeting Cards for Gunwhore Legislators

Greeting Cards for Gunwhore Legislators

Uh oh. It seems a Betsy sent 150 Missouri gunwhore legislators some greeting cards calling them out as the NRA-testicle-caressing fucktrumpets that they are, which has prompted an exquisite circlejerk manbaby cryfest across the Shoot-Me State. The best part? The lily-white virginal dears cannot BELIEVE that Betsy would have been so tasteless as to potentially expose their CHILDREN to the F-WORD. You know, the same children who can access daddy’s Glock under the bed during a playdate.

http://ijr.com/…/743415-go-f-yourself-obscene-anti-gun-hol…/

Betsy at the Craft Store

Betsy at the Craft Store

Betsy loves going to her favorite rightwing craft store and helping them arrange their wares without giving them a red cent. If other Betsies should do the same, perhaps they could send this page the photographs?

Oh, Betsy. Don’t you know that when you go into Hobby Lobby and do this kind of thing without making a purchase that you just end up costing the company money? Money they could be spending on oppressing people? For shame!

Target in Ohio.

Betsy Went A’chalking

This is pure beauty! Some betsies took their chalk and visited a gunlicker fundraiser in San Diego. Predictably, the proud, brave “patriots” who want AR-15s in every home can’t tell the difference between chalk and spraypaint (oh, how we wish it had been spraypaint) and are absolutely SCANDALIZED that they have for once been called out for what they are.

http://kogo.iheart.com/…/video-anti2nd-amendment-protester…/

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