Commuters in the City of Brotherly Love this morning were greeted by a truth too long unspoken, courtesy of Betsy.
Part 2 of the instructional video series “How to Be a Betsy“, a Betsy Riot production.
In this episode: a Betsy demonstrates how to betsy clothes by tagging them with a Buttoneer. Baggy camo Zubas are always nice targets, along with feed caps and tee shirts bearing gunlicker NRA propaganda full of angry, patriotic skulls, yet-to-be-trodden-upon rattlesnakes, and silhouettes of AR-15s ripe for the grabbing. The music is Annette Hanshaw, singing “I Want to Be Bad.”
So you want to be a Betsy, eh? Check out the first in our informative videos series “How to Be a Betsy” on our new YouTube channel!
In Part 1, we learn about stickers and how to betsy the living shit out of every fucking corner of America, with real life examples presented. The NRA dreams of a “guns everywhere” society. We dream of a “Fuck the NRA everywhere” society.
From America’s heartland: A gunlicker has been shooting guns on his property in Nebraska even though there’s a preschool nearby and the kids can’t play outside out of fear of being shot. WWBD?
This week Betsies around the country said “fuck your guns” for Kate, whose abusive shithead ex-husband tried to murder her with one. New rule: as long as our laws arm fuckers who shoot Kates there will be Betsies. And we are multiplying. Melt the guns.